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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:00

What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Dr No

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You Only Live Twice

Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Do straight guys like to see cocks?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Riddle: How do budget cuts, DEI hires, and empty reservoirs, turn the bluest, most Democrat city Red?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-J W Pepper

Why do women stubbornly refuse to let men lead, even though they are attracted to the man, and the man both loves and desires them? Why do they get angry and blame the man when he gets fed up and walks away, when it's entirely their own fault?

-”Ah so!”

Diamonds Are Forever

-All the bad guys are black.

Why does cocaine makes me want to dress up and get fuck

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Octopussy

Why are women attracted to ugly guys?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

How do you relax?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

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